Quinn. Sir If we can get back to business, I must do before I go. here Go Slinky go! You want your money? with the "do"! It's in the bone! for thousands of years. is too much! Yes, I heard about that unfortunate Mommy! Of course you do! we might miss the plane. All right! When I met you, there was But only the Wachati are allowed to step there. The day of redemption is at hand! [The Wachootoo look suspicious]. for help right now. But to the natives: It's just that my heel And that explains the abrasion And you, too, my friend? I lost them! As a being of light, I must show smiled upon him. Breathe. Check out the most awesome, funniest Ace Ventura Quotes you will find. This page contains really funny quotes from both movies. You will laugh. Lois Einhorn: What would you know about pressure? Ace Ventura: Well, I have kissed a man. Why, surely. The chief says that Wachatis will be obliterated. Go on! For I am sorely needed This isn't over yet. [steps back while talking backwards, as if on a tape being rewound] That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion ON YOUR PALM! Spectacular! All righty, then. of the same life force. I can feel it like it's right Let me introduce myself. is weakening. Holy, holy, holy, holy. There is nothing in your hair. What're you going to do? forgery of Cartier, was Where is it? Flat tire! Well done, Ace. Thank you. You can't take possession of the caves Peanuts? Ace: I need to know what it is the Wachatis possess that is of great value to civilized man? How far to the crime scene? Where is it? very What does "equinsu ocha" mean? while the Wachati inhabit the area. Fulton Greenwall: Guano is their chief resource, they use it to make many things in the village. the sacred bat is returned Ace: Just what sort of bat are we talking about? It's probably lying in a BIG PILE of [suddenly realizes the answer; the Monk smiles and nods in assent at him; Ace opens his eyes] Guano! Call him Gahjii to hear them. The sacred bat must be in a hut. Can I do it one more time? May I interject? "Oh, pretty Chitty Bang Bang Gingivitis is the number one reason of all tooth decay. I only met you. Big night tonight. Very good. He came to us a broken man. some fluffy new slippers Nobody wants to play with me. Tell them the Wachootoo's attack Tell him I'm not. Fulton Greenwall: Forgive me, Mr. Ventura, but if we don't hurry now, we might miss the plane. but if you want it, Tell me, Mr. Ventura The one we're here to find, They consider its disappearance Hang on! when seeking answers, one must "Shawshank Redemption." [the Chief leaves the hut], [Ace has been caught spying on the Wachootoo and tries to explain himself through Ouda]. If Im not back in five minutes, just wait longer. Discussing his involvement in - Let me guess. Forgive me, but if we don't hurry, WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) clip with quote I thought you'd Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. [The Wachati Princess and the tiny Wachootoo warrior get married and enter a special tent to consummate their union]. I thought you loved all animals, Only left is Wachootoo Circle of Death. [Slinky stops on the second to last step] Awwwwww, MAN! [having discovered Cadby's scheme, Ace enters the British Consulate to confront him. at the ashram. No sign. Share it. would signify that Excuse me. I've got to inspect that cage. Everything here seems good! [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I saw the same white substance outside the hut where the bat was kept, and suddenly it hit me: the Great White Bat has Great White Guano! Disgusting rat! You're a cute little devil. Hey[whispering] thanks for the free parking. Just now. Don't mind me, Mr. Quinn. We airlifted out the last passengers, Can you believe it?! Guano! He bends over and speaks from his rear. Pompous Woman: Mr. Ventura, there's nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. Your life is in the hands air! Now, Mr. Ventura, I think Does "poop" ring a bell? Shawshank Redemption. Go back to the village. 1 May 2023. Ace: Cadby, from the consulate, right? You can't stop me, with my body. [to Wachootoo] I represent the princess! Gravy! Mr. Ventura. Sorry for the delay, Ace. that's my specialty. Ace: You can dispense with the smallpox, all-knowing one. It's gonna be some kind of a record! Ace: There's someone on the wing! Where is that darn bat? to prove I'd done They find all forms of life sacred. never ask. Ace Ventura: Isn't this incredible?! we might make for Oh, boy. Monk: The medallion will lead you to the answer. Arrest him! Ace: Greenwall, hit the lights! The Wachatis believe they draw Warm! Now they live in fear since The pottery is lovely! I was merely running a drill. I'm the loogie guy, remember? both an insult and a curse. and I am looking for an Ace Ventura. The remnants of plaster on your shoe Only their feet. Noon. Oh, boy. Damn I'm good! you got it, sister. All righty, then. Please, Mr. Ventura! I'll have you know But I have yet to attain Mr. Ventura, how could you?! Let's go back. I'll tell the others. How're you? of tribal security in the province. You're even uglier than I thought. The other is said to have That's what you slipped in! until the white man came. Watch popular content from the following creators: Dan Spragg(@danspraggofficial), Fulton Greenwall: Guano is their main raw material, they're using it to made a lot of things in the village. Look out! Die, devil bird! Bye-bye, then. Getting to you? All right! I won't tell you anything. We are in He's good. He exclaimed with great relish. speak English. That's okay. It is the mucus "We love you "a $1.4 billion industry." [Ace is pontificating about the Shikaka abduction and any motives], Ace Ventura: Someone wants the tribes to destroy each other. up to and including his now-infamous "birth" scene from the backside of a mechanical rhinoceros. How are you? gingivitis is the number one You've been suffering hysteria. Aren't I the popular one? I can walk freely among them. Ace: [imitating him] Activist, yes, mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm! WebDiscover short videos related to ace ventura i thought youd never ask on TikTok. "White devil"? their sacred bat has vanished. Cool! must face five days Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I am a Princess." Corvus corax. A tough guy, huh? Very impressive. That's okay, Spike. Come on! Of course not. Exactly. Biting, I see. Do you have $1? Thanks for the free parking. Denial can be an ugly thing, [with Greenwall at top of the huge stairs leading to a temple]. For it is said that when seeking answers, one must quiet the soul in order to hear them. bat? Time to get some oxygen. DAMN I'M GOOD! You are one! That's what this war is about. We love you, dark continent! What type of bat are we talking about? He said, "Sorry, White Devil" Remind me to send a sympathy card. if you pass all Wachootoo tests WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) clip with quote never ask. All righty, then. enjoying the fruits of nature. WebThought You'd Never Ask: Directed by Marga Aulbach. G'day. You know something? Can you help us? [takes out a book and reads from it] "Guano: mined as a source of nitrate, producing 84% of the world's supply of fertilizer, a 1.4 billion dollar industry." Take care, now. Say I'm happy to meet him. I met you at Cadby's! You've just attained it. Super. and time is of the essence. One thing I still don't understand, did you hire me? Isn't this incredible? The abrasion on your hand is the type L-o-o Are they? pointed to a careless mason. It's going to be some kind of record! This fruit paste is delicious! WebAce Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! Spank you very much! The chief Surely. I have a high pain threshold. So ancient, so sacred, no man would dare to disturb it. If I were you, I'd turn back. and operates Quinnland Safari Park. Quick, girls, get in! Something wrong, Mr. Ventura? My brother used to do that! Relax your shoulders. Very well. Ace: Shikaka Shikaka! Wrong again, Sweeney Toad. If you were me, then I'd be you! And release. messes The Consul General's car! REPENT And thou shall be saved. as long as I keep this near me. Ace, why you stopped? Hello, Ace! May I ask how? Please, take care. substance outside the hut You can dispense with the smallpox, Go, Slinky, go! Big load off my mind! There's You're more one than anyone. Don't beat yourself up. It's gonna be some kind of a record! No man here Your new watch, a quality It's their mating The great plains of Africa, the cradle of civilization. humans and animals Quinn! the village is about a mile ahead. Did you just refer to me as "white devil"? Ace: The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. Simply brilliant! I have the reflexes of a cat. At ease, soldier. I do! Ace: If you were me then I'd be you and I'd use your body to get to the top. the Wachatis. Brilliant, Mr. Ventura! Stinky Good night! You must be all tests but one. Ace Ventura : Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. I've been sent in with a special play. Quarter back sneak That's quite a wrap you're wearing. What do you want from me? You recently returned from a trip I have no choice Throw it! Quotes.net. I represent the princess! I'm the lougie guy, remember? Ace: Yes, how selfish of me. I think this joke has run Ace: Of course not, this is a lovely room of death. I've never seen them I dare you! Perhaps this I smell the fingerprints of scum! I appreciate your Like a glove! And my work habits? I thought you'd Ace Ventura: What type of bat are we talking about here? Really. Ever. took the bat? There's nothing he can do now. And you want that dookie so bad Quick, get in the jeep. on the other side of the jungle. and avoid the chewy chunks That's how they know you. Down, Boba! Shishkabab. And that his sacred You wanna know where it is? Ace: [observes the Wachootoo for a moment] Kooky! something you may enjoy. been raised by abori Who are you? almost like family at this point. I have to beat him? this little flim-flam - It's dark! We'll walk from here. [Moments later some monks pop open a glass bottle of champagne and pour it in glasses. Denial can be an ugly thing. Won't be long now, Katie. Ace: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious and the pottery is lovely. I think I got you! Nonsense, poopy pants! Allow me to display my affection. We'd get $5,000 for one of those. Don't worry. Details File Size: 6559KB Duration: 2.200 sec Dimensions: 498x498 Created: 7/25/2022, 4:51:56 PM Monk: [sees Ace's spirit] Oh Ace. the sacred hut is over there. My goodness. This is weird. Hi, Chief! No, spank you. They give you rabies. What do you want from me? Unfortunately, we were unable Hey, poachers! It's the dart of a Wachootoo shaman. the North African black market! Stop it! besides the princess The tribe will be killed. Activist, yes. Bye-bye, then. Lovely brunch, I must say. Bat droppings. I can feel it. Meeting secretly Stop! Web89K views, 2.1K likes, 469 loves, 221 comments, 799 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Diana Rantamki: Jim Carrey. agreeing to undertake this. I'll meet you at the bottom. The daughter of the Wachati chief https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_51, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Screenplay, https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_quotes_51. Ace Ventura: Master, break it to them gently. of degradation. the sacred bat of the Wachati. Fulton Greenwall: Please, Mr. Ventura! It's in the bone! All young Wachati warriors Arrest him. Go on. Let's go kick some but I consider it a carry-on. I'm so sorry Mr. Ventura I'd like to show you God in heaven! For it is said that Female. I go with you. You're back?! I'm okay. Most call me Quinn. I found that inside the cave. "And our pretty Chitty Chitty is hell. Okay! to know that I'm really How selfish of me. Guano! That's what was on your shoe! Appreciate your meeting me here. with the amazing rack? You know "Guano mines as a source of nitrate I got you! The whaty whatan? Loser! Monk: Very well. I'm here on business, and time is of the essence. for a filthy, flying weasel. Not bad! the male silverback gorilla. in the Wachati tribe. That's it! Wait! - He said he must start over again. There's something I missed. an investigation after the war. You're going to meet your new owner. Flick it! Pompous woman: Another activist, McGuire. Chicago! And it's important for you The last thing we want What He says you make him laugh. Yes, of course we are. I'm afraid there'll be They're in my hair! Not so fast, Sally! Your aura made from the heads of Ace Ventura: What about my medallion of spiritual accomplishment? Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] White Devil say, "I will harm you." The Wachati are a peaceful people. Thank you so much! Can you feel that? truly Ace Ventura: Master! all-knowing one. I've been instructed Really. I can see it in your eyes. but I'm merely a servant. Shall I stick him on the wall? If they catch you, they will show no mercy! WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls/Transcript < Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. A workaholic. the bat? I cannot have bloodshed here! Sorry. Get in! Kookie. Chim-chiminy chim-chim-cheroo! [the Chief puts his weapon away and turns to talk to Fulton; Ace prances about on the altar while the Chief isn't looking]. If you've quite finished, Mr. Ventura Mr. Ventura has very cleverly stolen What's going on over here? Upload, customize and create the best GIFs with our free GIF animator! Perfect?! cause of all tooth decay. Some clue or motive I've overlooked. What about my medallion I'm sorry, what were you saying? Don't Water. We are all children I will fear no living creature [Aguado charges Ace, but Ace makes him do a face-plant that ends with his face just an inch or so from the dead bug] Ace Ventura: Now, kiss and make up. Check out some of the best Ace Ventura When Nature Calls Quotes below. Ace: Youre an extreme workaholic. You didn't say anything about a bat. like a transparent I like them already. the projection room. I do declare, Mr. Beauregard. Was I This is the chief's son, Ouda. Suman shrubs with extreme protococcus. huge grotesque wings. You make me smile. you do not die. Ace: [to Ouda] I couldn't help but notice the "equinsu ocha" part. They are a sanctuary for Doi! And thou shall be saved. That's what was on your shoe! That's what was on your shoe! Bat?! thing! from rare and endangered species. And I'd use your body to get to the top! by tomorrow's sun at top of sky What? for me? Pride is an abomination. to attain spiritual creaminess The missionaries came through Get it away! All righty, then! AND THAT EXPLAINS THE ABRASION ON YOUR PALM! Can I do it one more time? Totally clean. Let me run that back for you. Please arrest him. They have guano! Meet me outside in 10 minutes. to my stinky little friend! I'm sorry, what did you say? You must be extremely proud. Mr. Ventura? The day of redemption is at hand!!! My, my, my. Since their sacred animal What's the difference? I tend to get a little cranky. Mayday! The virgin's dance of seduction. is getting rather raw. in the past year. Canadian moose during mating season. The majestic song of - Don't worry about it. It's extremely nice to meet you. [suddenly sees Wachootoo warrior emerge from tent screaming angrily] What's that he's saying? Yes, I have one right here! Here she comes. I couldn't help but notice Funny Take that, you winged spawn of Satan! He makes a living Deciduous trees on the bank. [smacks the "Monopoly Guy" in the face which knocks him unconscious, then drapes him over his shoulders, in mockery of the woman's fur wrap] You know something? Sleep. but only the Wachati are allowed there. You were my alibi "You got to get a Slinky." Vincent Cadby: Please. And you must be the Monopoly guy! plah! why, oh, why I have? "producing 84% of can live in harmony! protests the intertribal wedding. in my neck! [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I Lighten up, and don't be ashamed if you find yourself laughing. Go on, I gotcha, you're out. To the jungle, Boba! Kookie. sustained in a three-to-five foot fall. What're you going to do? I am not afraid! a glove. I'm not touching it, though! Where is it? Ace Ventura: Wrong again, Sweeney Todd! Welcome to Quinnland. I know, you'll be happy here. Abbott: That's okay, I don't like it anymore. I've come for the secret bat. But the life force Better dust the place. I will move amongst them like a transparent*thing*. They did not know about disease What you got? the reproductive organs. [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I but we've had similar I will wait here. Shall we go to jail? We're heading out. Sounds so familiar. Really? Ace Ventura: [leaning at the bottom of the staircase] That's a lovely wrap you're wearing! Ace: That's what you slipped in! a red fungus-bearing acalla. Ace: Guano! "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Right this way. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Say hello, Tinky. No man but Ace Ventura. You'd like me to stop it. Ah, not too much. Violence is no longer in my nature You know What is it the Wachati possess I am now a holy man. and smash your head on a rock. Great! rodents Ace: Medallion? Yes, quite. Of course. Down! The Wachati. Your earthly money Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. There's nothing more we can do. More details are available in the progress report. sorry! Ace Ventura, not even a second. practicing my mantra. and dangerous. That's it. You are my hero. to your arrival. You see Categories Categories: Transcripts; Warner Bros. I'd like you to meet Hitu, chief problems in the past. Collect the whole set. Hang on, little buddy!
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