Pfc. Lt. Aldo Raine: You know, fightin' in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. However, I'm sure this mission of yours has a commanding officer. [reacts in disgust] I'm a detective. General Ed Fenech: : Why not? You might know him better by his nickname: "The Bear Jew". How'd you intend to get them in that premiere. Do you know the latest rumor they've conjured up in their fear-induced delirium? Butz: Pfc. Extraordinary, my dear. : Do you control the nicknames your enemies bestow on you? Lt. Aldo Raine: I guess so. : About I got three men dead back there. : You know, Lieutenant, you're getting pretty good at that. Col. Hans Landa Bridget von Hammersmark: [to Perrier LaPardite] That's what I like to hear. Lt. Aldo Raine To get them into the premiere wearing military uniforms with all the military there would've been suicide. [She uses her thumb, fore, and middle fingers]. Quite frankly, watchin' Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to goin' to the movies. I, on the other hand, love my unofficial title, precisely BECAUSE I've earned it. ,Pfc. From where do you hail, Captain? Col. Hans Landa You were saying? Joseph Goebbels: "Eliza On The Ice"? Did you hear that? And you need all four to win the war. As of this moment, both Omar and Donowitz should be sitting in the very seats we left them in, 0023 and 0024, if my memory serves, explosives still around their ankles, ready to explode, and your mission, some would call it a terrorist plot, as of this moment, is still a go. But I'm aware that ain't practical, I mean at some point you're gonna hafta take it off. Shosanna Dreyfus: Lt. Aldo Raine Emanuelle, did you enjoy "Lucky Kids"? I didn't know. : Everybody in the German army's heard of Hugo Stiglitz. Lt. Aldo Raine Bridget von Hammersmark [cutting him off] Joseph Goebbels: Would you agree? Sound good? I'm afraid neither three speak a word of German. Bridget von Hammersmark: And Decocco is a hairdresser, not a camera assistant. Ooh! Shosanna Dreyfus: More like chewed out. ,Pfc. [seeing Shosanna dressed up for the premiere] Full citizenship for myself - Well, that goes without saying. Andy Kagan What do you mean "the Little Man"? I have a message for Germany. He's gonna take that big bat of his, and he's gonna beat your ass to death with it. Where does the hawk look? Col. Hans Landa Joseph Goebbels: So you're the Jew Hunter. : Seeing as how I may be rapping on the door momentarily Lt. Archie Hicox: THEN BRING THEM TO ME! How 'bout you Utivich, can you abide it? [to Aldo] Marcel: Bridget gives in and places her foot in Landa's lap. Gorlami. She's just an actress. Lt. Aldo Raine Did you get that, Kliest? Are you going to take off your uniform? : As the weeks have gone on and the Americans are on the beach, I do find myself thinking more and more about this Private Zoller. Werner Rachtman: But if I don't pick up this phone right here, you may very well get all four and if you get all four, you end the war. Lt. Archie Hicox: Alas, you're now in the hands of the SS. : Cpl. [in Italian] [busy scalping Hermann] Obviously, he wasn't born in America. Gorlami. We got a German here who wants to die for his country! But the meaning of your visit, pleasant though it is, is mysterious to me. GET THE FUCK UP! : Bridget von Hammersmark: Col. Hans Landa: But going as members of the German film industry, they wear tuxedos and fit in with everybody else. Where Bridget von Hammersmark? Omar Ulmer : I don't speak Italian. Col. Hans Landa Yes! Col. Hans Landa: Showing all 9 items Jump to: Photos (6) Quotes (3) Photos . : The Germans being there was either a trap set by me or a tragic coincidence. Tonight. Damn good deal! : It seems I've created a monster. [in German] : What's going to happen, Major you're going to stand up and walk out that door with us. Sgt. In the midst of Landa's . What have you done? WHAT? : Well, I speak the most Italian, so I'll be your escort. To get them into the premiere wearing military uniforms with all the military there would've been suicide. Well, let's just say she got what she deserved. Shosanna Dreyfus: And yes, some Germans will die, and yes, it will ruin the evening, and yes, Goebbels will be very, very, very mad at you for what you've done to his big night but you won't get Hitler, you won't get Goebbels, you won't get Gring, and you won't get Bormann. : Col. Hans Landa: Col. Hans Landa I mean, you're a little fellow, but not circus-midget little, as your reputation would suggest. Lt. Aldo Raine The Germans' nickname for me is the Little Man? [chuckles lightly and nervously] His commanding officer gave him and his mates the night off to celebrate. It couldn't be both. I have no interest in such things. [Nation's Pride is interrupted by Shosanna's movie]. However all I have to do is pick up this phone right here, inform the cinema, and your plan's kaputt. When it comes to killing Nazis [one of the guards stirs and groans, and is promptly shot dead on the spot]. Cpl. Lt. Aldo Raine Damn good deal! [after a pause] Werner Rachtman [in French; subtitled] [very bad Italian accent] Pfc. Oooh, that's a bingo! Wilhelm Wicki Landa gently removes her shoe, Bridget slowly reaches into Landa's pocket. Like a Katzenjammer Kid. [in German] If you want to win the war tonight, we have to make a deal! It would appear he has done everything in his power to earn it. Is that the way you say it? : A damn good detective. That's the German three. Yeah, they made that deal, but they don't give a fuck about him. Finding people is my specialty, so naturally, I worked for the Nazis finding people and yes, some of them were Jews, but Jew Hunter? Fredrick Zoller: Say it for me once please? I'm 'onna give you a little somethin' you can't take off. Bridget von Hammersmark [Aldo shoots Hans' driver Hermann, and gives Utivich a knife] Well, if you're willing to barbecue the whole high command, I 'spose that's worth certain considerations. A French Jew (Melanie Laurent) escapes a death squad and reinvents herself as the proprietress of a Paris movie house, only to find herself romanced by a young German war hero and budding film star. I've done my share of bootlegging. I must say, damn good stuff, Sir. Yeah, I was just thinking that. [a smack is heard offscreen] Donowitz speaks the second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman. You remember him, don't you? Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to here you say that. Now if that patrol were to have any crackshots, that orchard would be a goddamn sniper's delight. [from offscreen] It couldn't be both. Hand me my purse. Col. Hans Landa: Besides, to hell with the French. [at the premiere of "Nation's Pride"] [threatening a French film developer] : Dialogues from Inglourious Basterds : Speaking of Frau von Hammersmark, whose idea was it for the death trap rendezvous? Fuck a duck! [he hands the General a whiskey] Donny Donowitz: [puts his hand over his heart] Lt. Aldo Raine: : : I read the report on this area. I mean, you're a little fellow, but not "circus-midget" little, as your reputation would suggest. Master SGT. This night is for you, me, the German military, the High Command, their family and friends. I'm sorry, again? : I have no doubt. Grazie. Werner Rachtman: And yes, some Germans will die, and yes, it will ruin the evening, and yes, Goebbels will be very, very, very mad at you for what you've done to his big night but you won't get Hitler, you won't get Goebbels, you won't get Gring, and you won't get Bormann. When they reach their places, they see that it's in the middle of the seats, between several Generals. : Col. 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